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Pacific Division Power Rankings
- Half Way Haiku's Edition To Be or Not To
Be
Here we are at the halfway mark of the NHL season,
and by this point what you see is what you get. It's very hard for a team to
have hidden their warts for 40+ games, and even more challenging to address
those holes in a meaningful way mid-campaign. With nearly 2 months until the
trade deadline, everyone is stuck with what they got during these dog days of
the season.
In the midst of these doldrums, it's easy to fall into
depression, grapple with anxiety, or perhaps even rage against the management
that iced this abomination of a team. So, as a public service to all you loyal
readers, let me help you find a calm, relaxed, and Zen state of mind by
providing you with some Half Way Haiku's.
NOTE: Power Rankings reflect
a teams' performance + expectations + recent play.
#1 - Las Vegas
Golden Knights
Who would have thought this?
Knights a
legit contender.
'Vegas Strong' they stand!
Last Ranking:
1
#2 - Calgary Flames
Heating up right now,
Flames surge led by youth and grit.
Coach may be nuts, though.
Last Ranking: 3
#3 - Anaheim Ducks
Kesler,
Bieksa,
Getzlaf and Perry as well
So much to hate here.
Last Ranking: 6
#4 - Los Angeles Kings
Streaky
go the Kings.
Are they for real? Pretenders?
All depends on
Quick.
Last Ranking: 5
#5 - San Jose Sharks
So many blown
leads.
Identity in tatters.
At least we got beards.
Last Ranking: 4
#6 - Edmonton Oilers
Promise means
nothing.
Fragile squad is fading fast.
Somewhere, Coach Todd
weeps
Last Ranking: 7
#7 - Vancouver Canucks
Canucks very plain,
Except for stud Brock Boeser:
Star in the
making.
Last Ranking: 2
#8 - Arizona Coyotes
They're simply awful.
Can't score, defend, or goaltend.
No
fans? Can't blame them.
Last Ranking: 8
Contact Ryan
at at ryanhall@letsgosharks.com
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